The TiltBlog Mini

I cannot believe that Apple has not thought of this yet…

The TiltBlog® Mini:

It is essentially be a Bluetooth earpiece that connects to your cell phone or Blackberry. Once you turn it on, you hear Perry reading all of the Tiltboy blog posts out loud, sort of like a blogs on tape type of thing. In between each post, Perry tells one joke and a bad beat story. The catch is that it is on an infinite loop. If there are no new blog posts, Perry keeps recycling through old ones. His jokes and bad beat storie, of course, never repeat (should not be a problem since he has an infinite amount of both of them). The catch is that the TiltBlog® Mini does not have an off button, and there is no way to remove the batteries (2yr lithium batteries permanently included). The only way to turn it off is to smash it against a wall.

--Dice