Thursday, November 09, 2006

Steve is (really) a pussy

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Subject: Steve is (really) a pussy
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 19:30:56 -0800
From: Rafe Furst
To: Tiltboys

Laura and I went today to adopt a cat from an animal shelter.  It came
time to choose a name, and we both looked at each other and knew that
this cat should be named "Steve". And after hearing JK's reasoning for
legally changing his own name to Martin Scheinberg, we decided that we
didn't want to preclude our Steve from being able to take advantage of
frequent flier miles either. So, the cat's full legal name is "Steve
Miranda".

From now on, please make sure you are clear which Steve Miranda you are
referring to on the Tiltboys list. Note, it's not enough to say "Steve
the pussy", or "Steve who got his balls chopped off" (our Steve is
neutered too). When talking about the new Steve, you should say "Steve
the cat", and for the old Steve, it's better to be really clear and say
"Steve the fish" or "Steve the donkey".

--Rafe

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