Tiltgirls Ride Again!

After a long hiatus, the Tiltgirls(TM) decided to give it another whirl, this time at the WPT Ladies Championship at Bellagio. While it's clear from the photo comparison that we have become more sophisticated (and hot!) in the looks department, our poker skillz are sadly declining. Though we got more phone numbers and propositions (and I'm not talking about wagers), none of us cashed this time around. Blame it on the estrogen.

Personally, I'm on tilt, not because of my lackluster performance, but because my Hot or Not rating is so far the worst of the four of us -- even though everyone in person told me I was by far the "least unhot" in the group! I am making an unabashed personal plea to everyone to rig the voting so that I can sleep better knowing that Brazillian wax was not in all in vane:

• Rafaella <--- give me a 10!
  
• Frieda
• Bruscilla
• Martina

ps, here are the R-rated photos for those who aren't prudes.

Tiltboys in Men's Journal (sort of)

If you look closely you will see that the cover suggests that "experts" will reveal how to win at rock, paper scissors. The blurb on page 106 says, "Against a seasoned player, tell your opponent what you're going to throw and then actually throw it. Most people won't think you're crazy enough to telegraph your throw." Uh, hello? How about giving a little credit where it's due. This strategy was revealed many years ago online in one of our trip reports, long before the supposed "Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide" referenced in the article was printed.